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		<title>A Hilarious Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails</title>
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I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain  letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it  in 2009 also&#8230;&#8230;. 
Because of your kindness: 
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it&#8217;s good for removing toilet stains.
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<p>I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain  letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it  in 2009 also&#8230;&#8230;. <strong></strong></p>
<p><strong>Because of your kindness: </strong></p>
<p>* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it&#8217;s good for removing toilet stains.</p>
<p>* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.</p>
<p>* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc…..</p>
<p>* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer&#8230;<br />
* I don&#8217;t leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and  sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will  drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.</p>
<p>* I also  stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a  stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda,  Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo&#8230;</p>
<p>* I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.</p>
<p>* I  also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that  was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times&#8230;. (Poor girl! she&#8217;s  been 7 since 1993&#8230;)</p>
<p>* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my  account to transfer his uncle&#8217;s property of $ 100 million. So much  trustworthy.<br />
*  I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia  will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete  now.<br />
* Made some Hundred  wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now  most of those &#8216;Wishes&#8217; are already married (to someone else) <strong></strong></p>
<p><strong>NOW IMPORTANT NOTE </strong><strong>:</strong></p>
<p><strong>If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will Pee on your head today at 6:30pm.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Nothing has happened till now&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. but who knows. So please forward <img src='http://www.perfectfact.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> .</strong></p>
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		<title>Sent By a Police Officer &#8211; MUST READ (IMP)</title>
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Because of recent  abductions In daylight hours, refresh  yourself of these things to do in an emergency  situation&#8230;
This is for you, and for  you to share with your wife,  your children,
everyone you know.


 
Read these 10 crucial  tips..


It never hurts to be  careful in this crazy world we [...]]]></description>
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<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;"><a class="highslide" onclick="return vz.expand(this)" href="http://perfectfact.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ist2_8704836-piggy-bank-robbery.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-53" title="ist2_8704836-piggy-bank-robbery" src="http://perfectfact.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ist2_8704836-piggy-bank-robbery.jpg" alt="" width="380" height="253" /></a>Because of recent  abductions In daylight hours, refresh  yourself of these things to do in an emergency  situation&#8230;</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">This is for you, and for  you to share with your wife,  your children,</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">everyone you know.</span></span></span></p>
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<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">Read these 10 crucial  tips..</span></span></span></p>
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<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">It never hurts to be  careful in this crazy world we live  in.</span></span></span></p>
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<p><strong><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">1.</span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;"> Tip from Tae  Kwon Do :</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">The elbow is the  strongest point on your  body.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">If you are close enough  to use it,  do!</span></span></span></p>
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<p><strong><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">2</span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">&#8230; Learned this  from a tourist guide.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">If a robber asks  for  your wallet and/or  purse,</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">Toss it away from  you&#8230;.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">Chances are  that he is  more interested in your  wallet and/or purse than you,  and he will gofor  the</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">wallet/purse.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">RUN LIKE MAD IN THE  OTHER  DIRECTION!</span></span></span></p>
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<p><strong><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">3.</span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;"> If you are ever  thrown into the trunk of a car,</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">kick out the back tail  lights and stick your arm out the  hole and start</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">waving like crazy&#8230;&#8230;</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">The driver won&#8217;t20see  you, but everybody else  will..</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">This has saved lives.</span></span></span></p>
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<p><strong><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">4.</span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;"> Women have a  tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc.,  and just  sit</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">(doing their chequebook,  or making a list,  etc.)</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">DON&#8217;T DO THIS!</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">The predator  will be  watching you, and this is the  perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,  put a gun  to  your head, and tell you where to go.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO  YOUR CAR  ,</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">LOCK THE DOORS AND  LEAVE&#8230; </span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">If someon e is in the  car with a gun to your  head</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">DO NOT  DRIVE OFF,</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">Repeat:</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">DO NOT  DRIVE OFF!</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">INSTEAD gun the engine !</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">and speed into anything,  wrecking the  car.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">Your Air Bag will save  you.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">If the person is in the  back seat they will get the  worst of it ! </span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">As soon as the car  crashes bail out and  run.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">It is better than having  them find your body in a remote  location.</span></span></span></p>
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<p><strong><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">5.</span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;"> A few notes  about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">A.) Be aware:</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">look around you, look  into your car, at the passenger  side floor ,</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">and in the back seat</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">B.) If you are parked  next to a big  van,</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">enter your car from the  passenger  door.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">Most serial killers  attack their  victims</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">by pulling them into  their vans while the  women</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">are attempting to get  into their  cars.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">C..) Look at the car  parked on the driver&#8217;s side of your  vehicle,</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">and the passenger  side&#8230; If a male is sitting  alone</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">in the seat nearest your  car, you may want to walk  back</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">into the mall, or work,  and get a guard/policeman to  walk you back out.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO  BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better  paranoid than dead.)</span></span></span></p>
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<p><strong><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">6.</span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;"> ALWAYS take the  elevator</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">instead of the stairs.  Stairwells are horrible places to  be alone and the perfect crime spot.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">This is especially true  at  NIGHT!)</span></span></span></p>
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<p><strong><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">7.</span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;"> If the predator  has a gun and you are not under his control,</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">ALWAYS RUN!</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">The predator will only  hit you (a running target) 4 in  100 times; and even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital  organ.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">RUN, Preferably in a zig  -zag  pattern!</span></span></span></p>
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<p><strong><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">8.</span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;"> Women, are  always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or  killed.</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">Ted Bundy,&lt;/ B&gt;  the serial killer, was a  good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">on the sympathies of  unsuspecting  women.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">He walked with a cane,  or a limp, and often asked &#8216;for  help&#8217; into his vehicle or with his vehicle,</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">which is when he  abducted  his next  victim.</span></span></span></p>
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<p><strong><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">9.</span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;"> Another Safety  Point:</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">Someone just told me  that her friend heard a crying baby  on her porch the night before last,</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">and she called the  police because it was late and she  thought it was weird.. The police told her</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">&#8216;Whatever you do, DO NOT  open the  door..&#8217;</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">The lady then said that  it sounded like the baby had  crawled near a window, and she was worried</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">that it would crawl to  the street and get run over. The  policeman said, &#8216;We already have a unit on the way,</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">whatever you do, DO NOT  open the  door.&#8217;</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">He told her that they  think a serial killer has a baby&#8217;s  cry recorded and uses it to coax</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">women out of their homes  thinking that someone dropped  off a baby. He said they have not verified it,</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">but have had several  calls by women saying that they  hear baby&#8217;s cries outside their doors</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">when they&#8217;re home alone  at  night.</span></span></span></p>
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<p><strong><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">10.</span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;"> Water  scam!</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">If you wake up in the  middle of the night to hear all  your taps outside running or what you think is a</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">burst pipe, DO NOT GO  OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people  turn on all your outside taps full ball so that you will go out to  investigate  and then attack.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">Stay alert, keep safe,  and look out for your  neighbours!</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">A candle is not dimmed  by lighting  another</span></span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="font-family: verdana,helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #00007f;">candle..</span></span></span></p>
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