I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also…….
Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.
* I stopped [...]

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Attention: Human Resources
Sam S, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Sam works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Sam never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Sam takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping
coffee breaks. Sam is an individual [...]